I am from a cunning breed. I swallow in air and release words of wit or wisdom depending on my mood. I'm very eccentric so don't mind my rants or anything else that is. Film, photography, art, fashion, sports, and books are on my mind at all times.The illusion that is our world pulls in the mystery that is truly ourselves.
there’s always those neighbour countries that sort of hate each other like new zealand and australia, britain and france, the rest of the world and america
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this
stupidest/most awesome joke ever